What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.