Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.