Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Derail Jokes More Derail Jokes

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.