Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.