Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.