Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.