Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.