Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.