Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.