Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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Hearing AIDS.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam