What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize