What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks