What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Shuck Jokes More Shuck Jokes

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.