Because he couldn't handle a few shots
It doesn't like Cats.
Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things
An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball
He couldn't take shots to the head.
She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
They both banged JFK
