Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.