How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.