How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What is the most military day of the year?

A: March 4th.

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When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."