How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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What is the difference between pink and purple?

About forty years.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"