How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."