What's the buoyancy of an abortion?

Rho * v * Wade

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade