What's the buoyancy of an abortion?

Rho * v * Wade

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What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade