What's the buoyancy of an abortion?

Rho * v * Wade

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What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade