What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.