What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.