Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What do you do meet an old friend?

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What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.