Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.