Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.