Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??