Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.