Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels