Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Eyebrow Jokes More Eyebrow Jokes

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.