What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

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What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.