Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.