Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.