Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.