What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

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Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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Both got screwed out of office

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What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

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With one eye

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence