What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Ur-ine!"

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Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting