Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

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How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "