Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office