Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!