Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.