Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.