What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird