The Carpet store
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
BRRR BRRR
I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Carpet bombing.
Burr-burr
A carpet.
A Rug's Life.
Underlay! Underlay!
It's the world's quietest pervert.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Carpet burn
A: A carpet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Underlay
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
He wanted to see the floor show !
Crackers always leave crumbs.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Carpet !
A Hello-copter.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
About 20kg.
Icy Dead People
Indice
An Eskimoji
Meh. They just aren't in' uit.
Alcohol
because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
Baltiless
Chirpies. :-)
Hearing AIDS