The Carpet store
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
BRRR BRRR
I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Carpet bombing.
Burr-burr
A carpet.
A Rug's Life.
Underlay! Underlay!
It's the world's quietest pervert.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Carpet burn
A: A carpet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Underlay
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
He wanted to see the floor show !
Crackers always leave crumbs.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Carpet !
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Rectoplasm.
Igloos it together.
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Because potholder was already taken
Cause he can only move diagonally
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
Bang! (!)