The Carpet store
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
BRRR BRRR
I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Carpet bombing.
Burr-burr
A carpet.
A Rug's Life.
Underlay! Underlay!
It's the world's quietest pervert.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Carpet burn
A: A carpet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Underlay
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
He wanted to see the floor show !
Crackers always leave crumbs.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Carpet !
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )
Bill Murray.
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
SOLution
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
With a square Dance!
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!
He's Ben Solo his whole life
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
You sound just like me!"
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You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
A tachyon walks into a bar.
He drove a Ford.