The Carpet store
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
BRRR BRRR
I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Carpet bombing.
Burr-burr
A carpet.
A Rug's Life.
Underlay! Underlay!
It's the world's quietest pervert.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Carpet burn
A: A carpet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Underlay
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
He wanted to see the floor show !
Crackers always leave crumbs.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Carpet !
A hypocrite.
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
Because they were Ionic.
With a square Dance!
Rugs and kisses!
A: About fifty pounds.
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
He has one clean finger
Bricks get laid.
She's fine. But the dog died.
Everything. I'm a dog.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.