The Carpet store
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
BRRR BRRR
I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Carpet bombing.
Burr-burr
A carpet.
A Rug's Life.
Underlay! Underlay!
It's the world's quietest pervert.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Carpet burn
A: A carpet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Underlay
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
He wanted to see the floor show !
Crackers always leave crumbs.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Carpet !
Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
G:"I'm on both."
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Pick up lines
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
He didn't want to be called chicken
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
1. No mind. 2. No business.
He wanted cold hard cash!
About 20kg.
A Biplane.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
Life.