The Carpet store
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
BRRR BRRR
I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Carpet bombing.
Burr-burr
A carpet.
A Rug's Life.
Underlay! Underlay!
It's the world's quietest pervert.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Carpet burn
A: A carpet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Underlay
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
He wanted to see the floor show !
Crackers always leave crumbs.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Carpet !
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Do we have any papal towels
Party fowl.
Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
With the bare-bones approach.
Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
A receding hare line.
You don't want to look down.
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Dodged-a-Rango
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist