What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!