What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"