What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied