What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers