What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda