What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !