What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

A: Rep-tiles.

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.