What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback