Nickelback Jokes

Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.