What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.