One of them got shot for touching a kid.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
Kids are their definition of a good time.
Cause endorphins make me feel good.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Reload and shoot again.
A: Gorillas In The Mist!
You-Rang-a-Tang
A-minor
Because he's dead.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
Ebowla.
