What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man