What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.