What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.