Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.