Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist