Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement