Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement