Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Early Retirement Jokes More Early Retirement Jokes

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement