Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.