Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.