Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement