Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.