Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.