Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.