Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.