Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se