Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.