Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.