Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."