Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!