What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

Difficult

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Whats eazy e's favourite drink ?

Kool aids