What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man