What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

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Dos Eggys

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Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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In the cabernet

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.