Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.