Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !