How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

How do you tell jokes?

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What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.