How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion