How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.