What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es