What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.