How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

Otherside Jokes More Otherside Jokes

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!