How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Otherside Jokes More Otherside Jokes

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!