How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.