How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !