Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

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What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !