Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.