Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

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What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.