How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...