How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.