How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.