How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Previous Random Joke Next

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!