What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.