What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)