What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob