What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.