What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice