What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Hump Jokes More Hump Jokes

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.