Hump Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"