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Revolver Camelot!
Their hump has no bone.
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Guinevere liked to hump a lot.
A. Hump me dump me!!
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
Macaroni and Qi.
A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
Tell Jamal to drop it
Wednesday
Because Wednesday is hump day.
He saw the phone bill.
Would you like a copy of the big issue
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Humphrey.
