What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

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What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams