What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

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What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams