Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!