Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.