Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.