Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.