What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?