What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.