Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid