Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !