Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.