Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.