What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!