What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

T Jokes More T Jokes

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?

They are all "Not-C's" !

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut