What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh