What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.