What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.